{"id":36769,"date":"2014-09-30T09:10:10","date_gmt":"2014-09-30T13:10:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/asweetlife.org\/?post_type=feature&#038;p=36769"},"modified":"2016-01-11T04:33:59","modified_gmt":"2016-01-11T09:33:59","slug":"my-purse-has-diabetes-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asweetlife.org\/?p=36769","title":{"rendered":"My Purse Has Diabetes, Too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">During my senior year in high school, I once made the tragic mistake of leaving my purse on my car while I drove out of the campus parking lot. Whoever found that purse and turned it into lost and found (thank you, former classmate!) uncovered a satchel filled with loose insulin syringes and half-full tubes of cake icing, my preferred low treatment at the time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I still think about it a lot: how strange the contents of a diabetic&#8217;s purse or bag might look to an onlooker who\u2019s not familiar with diabetes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">From the moment we start managing diabetes, we\u2019re not just human pancreases \u2013 we\u2019re pack mules, too. The responsible diabetic always carries a form of fast-acting carbohydrate, a blood glucose meter (or two), at least a dozen test strips, a lancing device (complete with spare lancets, <em>right?<\/em>), and some insulin.<\/p>\n<p>But that\u2019s never it. As anyone with an unnecessarily huge bag can attest, things just accumulate. Things like:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><strong>No fewer than 237 used test strips. <\/strong>No matter how much you concentrate on throwing the things away, they have a way of sticking around. For me, they leak from my meter case, or just end up in there when a garbage can isn\u2019t handy. At least I\u2019m checking, right?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><strong>Batteries of assorted sizes. <\/strong>When you\u2019re part robot, you need back-up. Some meters take those batteries that look like nickels, but your pump takes a AAA. And your Dexcom is rechargeable, so don\u2019t forget the plug!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><strong>Prescription boxes and labels for test strips and insulin. \u201c<\/strong>I\u2019ll just take this with me so I have the number,\u201d you think, \u201cand call in the prescription when I get to work.\u201d And then you leave it in your bag to hang out with stray pennies and Target receipts for the next six months.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><strong>Liquefied granola bars.<\/strong> As far as I know, no one has yet invented a hard-sided granola bar case, so my bag is full of pulverized snacks. I can\u2019t bring myself to throw them away, though, because <em>what if? <\/em>Instead, I pretend I\u2019m helping those bars get back to their roots: loose, free-spirited granola that\u2019s easier to pour into my face when I need it most.<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><strong>Makeshift pump accessories.<\/strong> A friend reports that she keeps a Pampered Chef pan scraper on hand to dislodge the cartridges from her t-slim insulin pump. Likewise, I keep one of my two-year-old\u2019s barrettes in my meter case to unlock the battery compartment of my Minimed pump. And if we ever come across pans that need scraping or toddlers who need their hair styled, we\u2019ll be in good shape.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><strong>Stray alcohol swabs. <\/strong>Like used test strips, they tend to tumble out of my test kit when I\u2019m not looking. Unlike used test strips, they remain useful. I can always find one when I need it \u2013 even if it\u2019s covered with eye shadow dust.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><strong>Insurance paperwork. <\/strong>Because really, you never know when you\u2019ll get the urge to call your insurance company and chat about which payments apply toward your deductible. See also: prescription boxes.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/asweetlife.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/My-Purse-Has-Diabetes-Too.jpeg\" rel=\"mfp\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-36774 lazyload\" title=\"My Purse Has Diabetes, Too\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" data-src=\"https:\/\/asweetlife.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/My-Purse-Has-Diabetes-Too.jpeg\" alt=\"My Purse Has Diabetes, Too\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" data-sizes=\"auto\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/asweetlife.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/My-Purse-Has-Diabetes-Too.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/asweetlife.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/My-Purse-Has-Diabetes-Too-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/asweetlife.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/My-Purse-Has-Diabetes-Too-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/div>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><strong>Unconventional meter cases.<\/strong> While I do adore the nondescript black nylon zipper cases that come with most blood glucose meters, a girl\u2019s got to test in style. Most of my friends (and I) swear by Fossil cosmetic cases, and I even know a certain \u00a0man with diabetes who carries a coach clutch for his supplies.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><strong>Candy that you kind of hate. <\/strong>Because if you carry delicious candy to treat a low, you\u2019ll just gobble it down when the mood strikes \u2013 depleting your emergency stash <em>and<\/em> giving yourself a nice guilt trip at the same time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Perhaps one day they\u2019ll cook up an episode of <em>Let\u2019s Make a Deal <\/em>that\u2019s devoted exclusively to people with diabetes and the trinkets they drag around all day. Until then, I\u2019m prepared for preparedness sake. Hit me up if you need a piece of granola.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During my senior year in high school, I once made the tragic mistake of leaving my purse on my car while I drove out of the campus parking lot. 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