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\"\"<\/a>Merry Christmas, Everybody!\u00a0 I have a special guest post for you today from Oliver Miller of The Faster Times.\u00a0 He has brought up a very important point for us all to consider tonight as we prepare snacks for Santa.\u00a0 Enjoy.<\/p>\n

Are all the glasses of milk and plates of cookies we leave out for Santa putting him at risk for type 2 diabetes?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Estimates place the world population of Christians at about 2.1 billion people.\u00a0 Let’s throw out some of those as people who might not leave out cookies, but add in some extra people (like me) who aren’t Christians, but who celebrate Christmas anyway \u2014 and, basically, let’s just stick to the 2.1 billion figure, since we’re talking about Santa Claus to begin with, and so detailed statistics are probably kind of moot.\u00a0 And finally, let’s assume that Santa eats a mere two <\/em>cookies at each house that he visits.<\/p>\n

Adding things up, we see that Santa eats approximately 4,200,000,000 cookies in a single day<\/em>.\u00a0 Plus, some milk.\u00a0 That’s enough to create problems for any healthy individual, and it’s not abundantly clear that Santa was that healthy to begin with.<\/p>\n

We may very well be putting Santa at high risk for adult-onset diabetes, which would mean Santa would have blurry vision, increased fatigue, erectile dysfunction (yipe!), and the increased need to, um, urinate.\u00a0 You <\/em>try flying a magical sled through the snow with blurry vision.\u00a0 And how would he deliver all those presents if he had to stop to pee all the time?\u00a0 And that’s without even getting into the whole “fatigue” aspect.<\/p>\n

No one really needs <\/em>4.2 billion cookies.\u00a0 Santa should really stop after the first million or so.\u00a0 And as for ourselves, we should be aware of what we eat as well.\u00a0 Instead of leaving out cookies, how about some nice veggies?\u00a0 Or even fruit.\u00a0 Taking care of one’s health is <\/em>important, whether or not delivering presents is involved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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